pollen is essentially ‘plant sperm’ therefore this makes hay fever and STD, and since no one voluntarily takes in pollen i’ve concluded that we are all being raped by trees

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i can hear this epic action movie trailer music coming from somewhere on my laptop and i can’t find the source and the more furiously i flick through the tabs to find it the more louder and scarier it gets i’m on the edge of my seat here

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that sexual tension between you and a person as you like each others photo uploads but never speak

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r-unningwild:

you wanna me know what’s beautiful? read the 3rd word ♥